This is Scott's lifestyle.

Today I wrote A Message..and Allot of people responded

2012-01-07T23:51:00.000Z

On facebook this has had over 100 likes in under and Hour, Many people Have shared it and commented on it, more and more people are reading it and realising they need to pick up a bmx! Spread the love, don't forget where it came from :)

Bmx is that one thing that has always been there for you, that one thing where everyone else can fuck off and you can be happy, your problems are gone and even facing them is easier, When your riding you have a real group of friends that actually give a fuck as part of the deal and your not being a sweaty nob on the computer.

Bmx Is the best thing that has ever happened to me and to thousands of people it has set free from fear and given them confidence, self motivation, simplicity and a reason to believe. Thanks everyone 2012 is already amazing.

New Cranks from Eastern Bikes

2011-12-15T23:45:00.000Z

So eastern have a new kid on the block that totally rocks so much they have named it the Motley Crank set!
These feature some of the same materials as the cranks I have had for over a year and a half now so you know they are going to be good:

-Full heat treated chromoly crank arms
-High quality 19mm full chromoly axle
-16 splined for less slipping and better value
-can accept micro drive sprockets left or right hand side
-many colour choices
-Pro rubberised allen keys and grease Included!

Perfect for anyone looking for cranks that will handle real bmx riding at a good level whilst staying at a price that is less than you might think...But without further information from me, listen to Leigh Ramsdell as he talks in the most excited voice of the year.

Hengrove Bristol, The "Adam Dear Gap"

2011-11-27T23:27:00.001Z

Did a gap today at Hengrove in Bristol that I am not sure has been done before, I once seen a video of an amazing rider known as Adam Dear try this gap a long time ago at a jam but sadly he did not clear it and got pretty seriously injured..Well today I decided to send it a few times and even found the idiocy to do some tricks over it, this video was the only one that was filmed though, the first no hander was better but this back wheel lander will have to do:) Still, had an amazing ride with my friends and we all did something good that today. Just another Sunday to us haha.

Marcin Oskiera

2011-11-26T23:18:00.001Z

Who is this guy?

Well I met this technical wizard whilst in Poland and I see him once a year doing the coolest techical riding with a big smile on his face....We don't say that much to each other but we always have something cool to say when we do speak, this time Marcin simply gave me the link to this video and I thought it was amazing, love his down whip footjams, they are nuts...what do you think of the video?

We take Allot of Pictures...

2011-11-23T20:49:00.001Z

...but what do you ever do with them other than leave them on your computer untill they clog up too much space? So I thought to clear my computer of some old images I would start posting some random photos that I have taken over the time to show and let you see for yourself. what do you think of these puppies...

Eastbourne with Ed, Josh Cox & Cooper

Demo with my Red beast

Before Corby trails were Open

Going Places Always

Copenhagen

This was a handmade ramp made by locals of a town that moved away from society in Copenhagen. The place was amazing, they sell drugs and don't allow cameras but it was truly amazing, everyone socialized and people were good to each other, really loved this place. google it "Christiana"

Ogonki Poland

No Caption Needed

Portable quarter Pipe Show

Ben Panting On the way to Trails

Kelly Bolton Reading Porn

Boys pre-contest Poses!

Eastern Bikes Foundation Bmx Visit Crew

Crucial Bmx Shop Is Nuts.

The First Sit-Down-Backflip

2011-11-06T02:20:00.000Z

To be honest I didn't see enough smiling faces or a good enough time happening for the international guys who were at NASS this year, so whilst pissing about with my friend Wayne Maggs, I came up with the inspiration to make him stay there whilst enough people passed him round to do a backflip....Needless to say we had a good turn out and even Australian happy Wizz Kid Todd Meyn had a helping hand just to make this video more pro, We also did this with a tailwhip in too!

Straight flip number 1! flipwhip

Wales Visit

2011-10-16T12:15:00.002+01:00

So Before I put the barrel of a gun in my mouth and bit the bullet or boredom, I spoke to my friend and decided we were going to wales the next day to prevent a second day of being lame on the internet... I woke up in the morning, Nice and early, No one else was usuing the bathroom which is always a treat to get first dibs, and upon ringing luc we were not sure what people were doing still. In the end I picked up Luc and Matt and we headed off to the first park. As soon as we had everyone in the car the conversations and stories as usual started to roll out and things became very funny very quickly and we even drove a good 20 odd miles the wrong direction for it, but not to worry, we then drove for about 40 mins looking for pontypool skatepark. The park was in the middle upper part of Pontypool but there were like only two roads from google map that either took you to the left or right side so it was bloody stupid trying to figure out how to get there. In the end we decided we were going to take the most manly means possible to find the park and just ask someone. That someone told us we were just round the corner from the park and it seemed like our problems were over! Untill we seen the most rammed car park ever and were not sure of the rules in wales, so we said fuck it, were parking here and if other cars can't get out thats their problem.haha

We eventually found the park and it was mint, lots of hips, a good box, spine and locals and even Nick Maddocks was there with his bad back to say hello. Nick ended up taking us to cwmbran park also.
This park was super fun, had some pikey local kids shouting for us to do backflips and calling us briv rather than bruv....yeah wales is an odd place thats for true! Luc was in full effect taking awesome photos and tailwhiping the box a treat, his 360s were even better and it was really good to see that side of Luc at a new park tearing it up in a way that he does not usually ride. Matt Cable was killing it, You porbably won't know but the guy has just had close to a year off his bike due to ligament surgery he had on his knee. Matt has been riding almost a month ish now and it has not slowed him down at all by the looks of it, still busting out stupid Un-Turndowns, still busting silly 360s and now hes doing it all better than before? It just aint right Matty, just aint right.

We had some pro photo's taken off us by Luc and then Nick Maddocks who is a dear old friend of mine who sadly could not really ride due to a bad back, he took us all the way to cwmbran skatepark for our final sesh of the day... This Park in cwmbran was ridiculouse, it was like the ramps were built upside down so the base of the ramps were super steep and transitiony, then the top half was pure vert wall! It was crazy. It took us all a good Half hour before we managed to get used to the park. It has some really good hips at the back And I had a go at my first down whip on a hip which I surprisingly Nailed first go, and I am still stoked about it now 12 hours on writing about it.

After all our shredding was done and My peg snapped off, we fucked about and I made a how to turndown video, then we went off into the sunset and talked about the day and previouse life experiences and came home beign a little bit better friends than we were before the trip...Bmx life is amazing.

What makes you happy!

2011-10-10T02:10:00.000+01:00

What a beautiful couple. with the Best outlook on life. I doubt they are millionaires, just people with a means to an end, the means being work, the end being happiness. damn!

Luke Parslow

2011-10-09T20:31:00.001+01:00

I would do so much to ride Jumps like this!

Recent Riding

2011-10-08T18:12:00.000+01:00

So recently I have been up to a fair amount of riding... I have been to corby once or twice, they seem to have employed some seriously grumpy members of staff and don't put online that they are short staffed, in which case we showed up and there was no one there to let us ride the dirt jumps that we travelled 3 hours for whether thats not their problem or not. We managed to make the most of the day and had a good time as usual and the day was pretty good. The next day we stayed at a holiday in where I dropped the room key by mistake and it directly fell in through the gap on the elavator floor, so needless to say I had to get a new room key because I am an accident prone idiot. We stayed and had some breaky and from being invited to Terminal 1 skatepark for the chance to jump over £100,000's worth of car we followed Diamondback bmx rider Jay Cowely all the way there and past the place where mince pies were invented! Here are the photos.

Hengrove Skatepark

Here are some photos from Hengrove last night, this was a fun session and it's so good now that my locals are becoming really good riders and being up for riding new places and want to to it...Love these guys!

New Navigation Bar!

2011-10-03T23:27:00.002+01:00

Thanks for Coming back! I am now getting this site up and running again but right now I want YOU to be able to use it easier....

Why who what?

Well now you can share pages through google+ and Facebook with just one click, you can even go directly to my sponsors or other pages without having to scroll about the page to find where the links are either! This floating bar (Bright Red) will allow you to access almost any part of the website no matter how far you are scrolled down or what page you are on. Finally this place is starting to shape up and look sharp. Please have a bash and get try out how it works just once or twist, Hopefully you will find it makes life allot easier. What else would make this page easier to use? What do you find most annoying about this page and How Should I change it? Thanks for your time, Scott

Vespa Training.

2011-10-03T20:37:00.001+01:00

Seriously now, this has to be one of the most awesome lads going. I wouldn't like it to catch on for fear of being killed but it's hella funny, What would you send if you were in that bowl on a Moped?

Road Trip for Locals. November 27th-28th

2010-10-31T01:03:00.000Z

Why A Road Trip?

Well it seems to me that everyone can only think of either going to Corby for the day to learn something or just go to motion all the time. Other than these two parks people can only think of Dorchester or Weymouth to go and ride in addition to just wanting to ride those one places and come home. This does not sound that fun to me nore very bonding for a close group of friends.

Making Friends

During the course of this trip, I hope that we can all make much better friends, have more of a laugh together in general and really get into enjoying bmx riding, not about getting good on our bikes. ffs they are kids bikes :)

Things We are Getting Up To

were going to listen to music sing songs, talk about things outside of riding, dare each other to do things like steal some cake at the services or even slap an old ladies butt (or two). It's going to be a headphone free trip where phones are also hardly used.

Sounds Expensive!

Cutting the crap I really want as many of you guys to come as possible but I won't lie about costs just to make you come along. Keep in mind I have thought about everything I can to save maximum amounts of money. here's the simple bullet answers:

Petrol cost- around It's 440 miles so between 3 in each car it should be like 35 each, thats a total of £105 which I think should do it.
Food cost-Well I plan for Us to Bulk Buy Our food and store it in a cool box in my boot that will last us two days piece of piss. Its not going to cost more than £30 (tenner between each of us)
Parks- Of course all these parks are outdoor so they are free.
So with this said I think its going to cost each person in my personal car £45 plus a tenner extra deposit just in case we need more fuel or what not then you don't accidentally spend it if we need it.

I personally think any one can manage within a whole month to raise £55. Then anything else you want is up to you.

How's It going to work?

Well simple really we meet up at hutton or Gordano Services and set off from there, after that we will hit up crawleys new amazing concrete park

Then were going to ride that place for maybe 2 hours before hopefully hitting up one of the most fun and finest wooden parks in the U.K known as Horsham which will be ready to get sessioned for a few hours before dark.

I mean, Damn this park is fun. Then were going to drive as far as we can, Hopefully with a plan of sleeping in our cars in sleeping bags or simply booking into a hotel this would cost a little extra though, just one person book a single room and all of us could get in, that would be fine so all of us could split that to make it like 4 quid each. Then we go to Eastbourne park which looks amazing! Nikki Croft is up for saying hello which would be amazing here's a video of his lady riding the park.

http://vimeo.com/14640564

Yeah that is a double set of boxes and a big box too. looks mint hu!?

then for the evening after a lunchtime get-together we are going to make it to hastings for our final stop which is a real treat. have a look at this....

And you will have never guessed there is the older park up the top too with hips, jump boxes and spines too!

then from here we are going to head all the way back and should get home around 11pm meaning we need to leave at around 8pm.

So there you have it a full weekend riding lots of new ramps, seeing tons of new people, having a good time with your friends and then being able to keep it in your memory bank forever. and to tell other people of all the shit that happened on the way. Sounds like living your life to me. or you could just go to Hutton both days

Here is the google route.

View Larger Map

Wanna Take Part?

well there are bound to be dropouts before so if you are interested then please write your name under the comments box. I am looking for 2 other cars to join aka the boys from Cheddar. I think they would love a chance to see some real bmx and not just motion and Corby crap.

Holla & Peace out...Scotty B.

Plymouth Weekend with Hywell and Wayne

2010-07-03T01:06:00.000+01:00

Travelling has been fun in the last month or two chilling out and riding with my old friends after working hard all week long wich is great for me these days because after everything I feel I have been through since last year it is great to have a job giving me an income I can count on. Life is good.

Myself and Hywell...

So we leave earlyish after some breaky and some fussing about and originally we had planned to head down toward Taunton but mad the decision not to go in the end and hit Plymouth straight up and be done with the motor way travelling as soon as we could.

A couple of hours later having seen some crazy cars, sang some stupid songs as well as wearing plastic shades and we are in Plymouth right outside of Wayne's dorms were he actually walked out of pretty much half naked and looking like he had been partying for a constant week!This is what we found at Waynes kitchen, It pretty much summed up his life so far at Uni Minus the tattoo gun.

This is Wayne and his awesome little uni room, Things got a bit wierd right away Inlcuding Hywell and a golden mask...

What did I tell you!?

The Plymouth beach

So from here we had a browse on the internet and changed a few facebook status messages then took the decision to head down to the beach known as the hoe! Yes you heard me, Tho Hoe.

This place turned out to be one of the most incredible sights I had ever seen hosted within England and from what I could see.

Plymouths people

From the moment we parked up dogily outside a pay and display meter I could see the ladies were not warted and vexed as the as I would stereotype the average English girl to be, They had great taste in clothing, Smiles on their faces and killer walking techniques too, I was in dis belief that I was still within the U.K until I heard one of them talk clearly from Bristol.

From what I had been told due to Plymouth being a Navy site there was an Abundance of military personnel at all times and they had tendencies to start fights and hit people as much as they wanted because they were far more likely to be able to get away with it and hey ho, They were from the military so if one of them couldn't beat you up then all his boys probably sure could. Unless you are super man in which case this does not apply to you. Other than that the vibe was similar to my amazing time in Newquay with Wayne last year for the Boardmasters event wich can only be described as positively chilled.

These got blown off my face whilst I was of course wearing them as I thought it would be a great idea not to move when someon threw a rugby ball at me from only 4 off feet away. Why I stood there and what I had to prove is still to be worked out. Anyway they blew off my face and Wayne & Hywell laughed at me alot. Thanks. R.I.P mr blue glow-in-the-dark shades.

So here are the pictures from the beach, As you will notice we had a blast and spent most of the day there just doing nothing but dicking about and wayne screaming because he thought he felt something on his foot so he flinched and booted a rock wich cut his foot open. Ha, nice one boyo!

Beach race
So we had already met up with Waynes uni dorm mates who were pretty cool guys going in their own life directions wich was cool to learn about seeing as my life is mostly bike orientated. All the guys decided to have a swimming race wich was quite funny because they all walked off and when I finallly went looking for them and walked all the way over to the other side of the beach, I looked back, and there they all were waiting for me...Was pretty funny if you were there but shhh.

Walk home & Prime skate-park

Because Wayne is how he is, he decided to walk us home whilst wearing nothing but a blue large/loose towel round his waist which kept coming down not to his care or amazement and we all talked about lots of cool things and boats and people walking by as we reminisced about how good we all are as friends. It was sweet, we also talked about the session we were about to have and seeing as Hywell and myself had not ridden the highly regarded park that Wayne had kept telling us about we had high hopes for a good session.

Eating food then getting to the park!

When we got back to Wayne's each of us had a shower and we even tried to bust in on Hywell as he showered but our attempts went to shit when we soon realised he didn't care that we could see him naked and he started to tense his butt towards is so we just left. I however manned up and wore my flower shades throughout the WHOLE shower and I could not see shit! Hywell cooked us up some lovely cock pasta accordingly shaped as minature penises and we gobbled them up with some mayonaise just before rolling down the hill to the park we came to see.

The session went down pretty quick, I ate it and hit my face on a flair, Wayne did lots of sick stunts around the park, Hywell was, WELL, on a whole other level of riding and Martyn Tamblin came down for a session too which was awesome to get to know him some more, Really it was. such a nice guy with tons of bike riding talent and success without the big twat head to show for it like all the new little kids these days that happen to get sponsored by some douche who does not know what he is doing.

We ended up going out that night but I went back early as I just 'aint a party animal any more, So I grabbed a chicken burger and went back to Wayne's room and slept.

Lots of countless times during the night though I recall opening my eyes and new random things taking place in the room around me such as Wayne wearing a thong with his balls hanging out one side, Others trying to prank me as I slept and Some random chick that everyone was trying to bang. ha what a night it must have been for them!

I mean apart from the tired and haggard journey home that was one of my weekends in plymouth! Thanks for reading bitchessss. Lateerrrrzzzzz

The Day Henry Butterfield made his daddy threaten me.

2010-04-04T21:04:00.000+01:00

This is Scott's lifestyle. So today I got started on by a kid and his dad cus apparently I took pictures of him 5ft away from me and I bullied him at the same time? So either I have 5ft long arms or you can capture sound in a photo for me to have verbally bullied him?

So anyways its all good I have footage of his dad and co threatening me and he has nothing on me.Plus I know about 5 billion more people than they do so they can come and gang up on me 'cus It will just turn to shit when they have to face a mob of tough bmx riders that don't care about getting hurt.

Pfft Rant over...

So Today I seen Wayne and it was a treat! He did a frikin hop whip into the mini ramp which was a treat and I got to see his other half who had been in uni forever which was also cool. It was a pretty busy day for my local, through out the day pretty much every one was down there from Winscombe, Weston and the other nearby areas. I did a bit more shredding today but still can't go full force with my torn up foot which pisses me off allot.

Ha anyways On a more positive note...Luc 360'd the box a few times real nice and Jamie was shredding it up being hyper...Clive also whips the spine at my local soooo good it looks easy when he does it.(I'm not jealous of the prick or anything ha)

And Gary got started on by some kids mum for him damaging a micro scooter. To be fair Gary shoulda asked the kid to have a go rather than waiting for the kid to fall off before he scooted away!

Anyways Here are the pictures of the day. Except other people bullying HENRY cus he can't take it and will get his mates and his dad to threaten the wrong people. What is more I was being told moronic things like "If I see the pictures on facebook your in trouble" Well Mr.Henry's brother NOW that I deleted all the pictures in front of you just how would I do that. Comments with no thought. What can I say. He would see a picture then try to beat me Up and have beaten up the wrong person making him in reality the fool. So let him hit me. He is never going to change me so its pointless anyways. And I have the receipt for the frame Henry has from me. I don't care they 'aint worth my time.

Today was mint

2010-03-14T20:27:00.000Z

Yo yo, What is up my home boys and ho ho hoes!?

Well, Today was a treat with a capital P cus I managed to crack in some riding!

So I am back in Englandshire from Poland so I can earn myself some dollar in wich to spend on a good life of being able to support myself and travel more to see people.

I am currently working in Cheddar wich is a 50 min ride from where I am living!

(Believe me 50 mins is so far when you are traveling 20 miles a day!) Then when I come home I am litterally knackerd as hell.

Nanny making me breaky!

All this just so I can afford things such as a home a car and to be able to take trips to see my friends and maybe one day start something. I don't know.

So Here are some pics and some videos of recent things and I'll do a flat out amazing write up soon I promise! Fuck promises actually Ill give ya a good one when I can. x

Good to see the locals again.

So this is the view from the massive house I am living in mofo's

Colour matched my bike pretty well butt!

TERRROR

LOCALS:)

TWHIP!!!!!!????

Update....Sideways??

2010-02-21T10:51:00.001Z

Hey guys'n'girls

Just thought Id start doing some little videos so here is the first one...I apologise it is sideways...

But if you don't like it then I have attached another video to cheer you up wich involves me and a dog.

Nie on nie rezumie po polsku?

2010-02-17T19:09:00.000Z

Knee deep!

"That is not supposed to be a proper and grammatically correct polish title."

So here I am shivering within the invisible temperature and non-bike friendly terrain that is Poland. 'Why am I here then?' You may be asking yourself, Well the truthfull answer is that I have not instigated the situation at all myself. No thought as to why I am at the destination of such a distant culture of Vodka, Partys and big guys who look really seriouse 98% of the time with the other 2% of which being when they sneeze.

I think due to the thought of just making money selling my gained possesions and living a life in Boring weston-super-mare just riding every tuesday and thursday was a big part of my desicion to 'Up and go', and seeing as I have many friends there and Poland beign as far away from the south west of england as it is, the Idea just happend to flow into my head and so I left hoping for some new lease on life and new experiences. Also There was kinda a friend there who I really wanted to spend more time with and get to know some more.

So I basically Some of the first things I noticed about Polish ways of life that wind me up just to get the rant over and done with:

-All the light switches are on the outside of the rooms, So when I am in the shower or on the Thomas Crapper, Someone can just whop the light of anytime they want and Ill be left to wipe my ass and wash my hair in the dark!

-Only some people speak English..Ha no I'm kidding I don't mind at all.

-There is 3ft of snow by the side of a busy road and 5ft to 8ft everywhere else and this means you can't ride your bike everywhere.Or anywhere for that matter.

-You can't buy ready made sandwiches you have to prepair everything yourself...But thats kinda a good thing but still no good when you are hungry and your not near a home.

Things I love about Poland:

-If you leave a room you turn the light out and you don't leave things running and no one is told to do that people just aint thick and are naturally energy conciouse

-Familys eat at the table, Familys look after each other and familys have an interest in each and every member and the elders don't get snotty that the youngers are not going down the same route they did when they were that age.

-People get out their car when they are in a hurry somewhere to help push some sorry bastard out the snow who is clearly stuck.

-There are always things to do and rad thing to see.

-So many things you pass that just take your breath away or lead you to deep thought like when you walk past a 500,000 square ft warehouse that is derelict and has not windows or doors or anything around it. Its just a reminder of just how amazing this planet is. And how glad I am not another boy that grew up in Weston super mare and got an education and a job for nothing. I am seeing the world. All because Of my bike and Alienation, Demolition and Custom riders.com!

-They have a H&M here in alot of large state of the art shopping malls so I can still look good and do the shirt and tie look! Ha.

Anyways, I digress... So things here are pretty cheap depending on what you buy like this savage bucket I got full of Desperado's that fully stoked me out to the max and lead me to become very drunk on two occasions.

As you can imagine I have been having a good time with these drinks! Also the place where I am living is enormous, The upstairs has 3 bedrooms that are huge and a big spread landing where one of the brothers hangs out ALL THE TIME and we also have a bathroom/shower room that is pretty sizeable too!

So things to ride here...Well like I said due to the 5ft+snow everywhere regardless of it slow evaporation lately, There is not a wide array of things to ride as you could imagine. So Terrance has been left to sleep.

There is a park that is not easy to get into due to it being in a heavily fenced industrial park. The ceiling is not high enough for my generation of rider and the copings stick out and up to much to not learn any bad habits if you were to ride it everyday...The other Option I have to consider so far is the mini ramp in the place I am calling the 'work house' as it is a connected building to our home and it is where the Skiba family run a car servicing bussiness and the middle level is where KB SKATELAB operate and the upstairs is where a photograph industry works and round the corner from that room is the mini ramp.I know how sick!

A real man's business hub!

Now the mini ramp is soo cool but the only problem is the beams for the ceiling being about 5ft away from the coping so I wont be able to do anything more than roll in and duck my head and then just go up one side and fakie the other...At least I can get good at that right?

One of my Friends has been taking me for some sight seeing around one of the citys called Sopot within the 'tri-city' area wich consists of you guest it...3 Cities named Gdanske, Sopot and Gdynia. I have been for some rad walks up and down the longest peirs in europe but was recently halfed due to some insane wave activity recently.I witnesed the sea made of ice and snow too wich was so wierd as it was at night and it was odd to say the least, the surface was all white and had so many mini ice islands, you could not really see the sea at all but you could see it all waving and moving up and down. Whatever.

So I went to see Avatar at a Polish cinema and I thought that it would be dubbed in polish but it was not, the whole film was in English with Polish subtitles and I was like "Hell yes!". That was up untill the characters spoke their foreing language and that was subtitled in polish and then I was a bit miffed. But hell I got the film wich needles to say had a shit social comment to it and was very long winded. The plot was good but it did not stay consistant. But hell I was sat next to my friend so I wasn't too bored.

One morning the snow had become so mental outside the house that the cars were for sure blocked in...So after a late wake up call from the father of the house we went down and grabed shovels and started clearing the drive....

...about 2 hours later everyone had decided they had done enough except for myself who decided it was too much fun to stop and so I cracked on with getting even more snow out the way and then I had the great idea to take my shirt and coat off and start working with just my pink tank top on. (Deep sarcasm with the great Idea comment) What would you guess, within a day I had a belting cold probably from shovelling that ice away from the floor at minus god knows what temperature and wearing nothing but skinnys and a tank top.I did love how everyone was working together tho It feel like English people are all in it for themselfs these days..Maybe that's why it looks like your in Asia when really your in Birmingham these days?

Some things here are pretty nuts like the fact that stalagmites and stalactites are literally like bricks here and if one were to fall of the corner of a building then you would no doubt get stabed up like a crypt in a gang war.

Hmmm.

So to be honest I got the bright idea to buy myself a beast of a coat to stop little Scotty freezing his balls off so My brother Bartek took me down to the shopping mall where we found this insane coat for just 80Z's wich is like £20 back home but the coat would have cost like £120 back home cus it even had a hoodie that zips in and out of it! Boy am I stoked on that purchase ha ha!

And It was minus "HOLY SHIT SON" on the dial so that shows you how cold it was even tho I had my massive furry warm coat on!

This is Debo, He runs at you and gets stoked all the time. What a fun loving dog.

So here is Bartek, He is the man that gives me lifts everywhere and plans out my day. Makes me put on a coat so I don't be a twat again and freeze myself and he is also my general polish life guide. This is the man with the plan???

Bartecks bedroom wall.

This is the mystery guest who I hang out with as much as I can because he is so cool and we have a pretty funny time together and He works really hard (as pictured) so I have been cramming as much time in as possible and seeing each day like its the last with him 'cus he is that busy!

As you can see he is a pretty cool looking dude with long hair.

Here are some overflow pictures of the house and surrounding milarky... I will post a better update next time and sooner too! Again sorry for the slacking tho now I realise I seem to slack off allot.

Peace out, Scotty Bing*

Ramps with the neighbours onlooking home.(sure they are not to stoked to have this as a window view!)

TWO LORRIES

The whole ramp farm.

Cats on an unused chair.

Next door has a big drive..shame they can't use it.

gOOD MORNING!

Maybe I should write to these guys I love the stuff so much?

This is what I been drawing.

(Of course whilst I am working)

This is what my life is recently summed up into.

The One thing I use everyday to chop the cheese and salami and ham to put into my fresh sandwiches wich apparently is all I eat whilst not drinking desperado's.

This is what I am looking at as I be vain and deeply contemplate life.

This is my bedroom view.When I am not being vain.

Recent times at the zoo!

2010-01-20T13:01:00.001Z

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Some recent vids and stuff to show our fun at Newport!

First road trip of 2010 was a treat!

2010-01-03T10:51:00.000Z

It's been a while since I hopped in a car with some old friends and went anywhere, let alone riding with my original crew. Musta of been about 12 when Hywell drove to my house he looked excited as hell like a kid with a toy gun as per usual. We said some random things to each other, threw my bike on the rack and then headed to town to pick Ben up. Ben was dressed like an absolute grandad/lesbian again to try and grab some attention as his character needs to feed. Leon was also joining us for the trip and we had a blast trying to get 4 bikes on a 3 bike bike rack seeing as His bike doesn't really co-operate with coming apart to make life easy. So the original plan was to meet up with Sam Baskett and Breager at Taunton then all go to Dorchester concrete park and we would see how the day played out and get some filming done. Instead Sam got a head start and sent us a text saying that Dorchester was an ice rink so we all decided to head to Weymouth as it has a roof over some of the park; we turned up the stupid music and headed further south. On the way there we were all singing to some weird song about strawberry's in high pitched voiced and laughing a hell of allot so that became the thing of the day to just shout strawberry's on occasion in a gay voice.ha. Later we saw the sea and there we were in the beautiful town of Weymouth. We got out the car and started making noises like we just got outta bed and then lazily put our bikes back together. Sam and George came rolling into the car park by the skatepark where we were and told us we could not street ride either Cu's everywhere is soaking so we had to ride the park anyways. They got allot of new stuff being put in at the park and allot of the old stuff being taken out which is cool considering the park is getting pretty old and they are still making new things all the time. There was a sick mini ramp spine to step up line I wanted to ride but it was all wet so the only part we could ride was the hip and half pipe section, but that was not a problem Cu's I love that bit. I love dropping in and floating easy airs and not having to pull out or be worried about any dodgy bits of the ramp Cu's its just literally spot on. I was pretty happy I did a massive fufanu out of the half pipe onto this board about 8ft out and nailed it first go for the camera. Ben and Leon were shredding the skateboard section in the little shelter bit...I don't know what went down in there but I heard a series of "yoo's" and a "strawberies!" So I'm sure some fun was had in there ha ha ha. Breager was clicking lookbacks and the locals were being friendly, It was a cool time for me. We only Payed £2 to ride thanks to the nice man at the park and only having an hour left of the session so thanks to 'The Front' skatepark for letting us ride on such short notice. Baskett and Breager headed their own direction and we all managed to take our bikes apart again and we headed into Bridport to see Rob Ridge and ride the epic legacy that is the 'Trick Factory'. How stoked was I to see Rob's face when we turned up at the park. It has been like a year almost since I went there last and all the locals there that were kids nibbling about there were now 18 somehow and shredding the place hitting the ceiling all the time. Ollie was there shutting it down doing some massive 3's on the volcano and Rob,Myself and Ollie had a flatland-off doing our best flatland stunts including wheelies and track stands. It was Rob that took home the win tho by resting his bike on a coke can then running and jumping onto the handle bars then riding stood on the bars! WTF! ha boy have I missed that place. I did some flip fakies and almost did a double suicide truck, Ben did a 3 whip and a tuk no hander he was stoked on and Hywell did a 270 to smith over the channel gap in the bowl there and Leon was stoked on looking way older than he actually is. We then went to a nearby pub where Ben told a bartender what its like to be a bartender hahaha and made us look like tools for hanging out with him and Hwyell treated me to a ham,eggs and chip meal! Thanks for that buddy. We chatted some more shit then unlocked our bikes and decided to be vigilantes and ride our bikes through the pub and then out the front door! How cool are we?(not that cool) "I was riding down the hill thinking away in my own world and Leon jumped out shouting BOO! From in front of a van and I literally shat myself." Then we got in the car and drove back. We had been riding all day and Our witherd bodies went into shutdown and not hardly a word was said between us on the way back. I feel sorry for Hywell having to stay awake and concentrating for an hour and a half driving. When I was home I waved goodbye and looked and the moon shining away, Thought of something, then went in my house, made some toast then watched family guy and collapsed to sleep. What a day! :) Oh I almost forgot to add I looked like a genuine tit all day long.(again)

Hitting it hard. working hardly.

2009-12-29T16:21:00.000Z

Hey chumps, Been busy slacking to be honest; set up a bussines card and I need to sell everything I own other than my bike and my clothes and Ipod. Other than that its all for sale so if you think I may have something you want then ring me cus Id love to hear from ya's.Anyways this is a blog and not the admag so Ill get back to it. I Broken my shoulder and shuffled my virtibrea in my neck also known as a little part of your body called the spine! I had a few videos on the ride site a few weeks ago and Its bumped up my prestiege a fair bit after recieving 30 thousand veiws after 2 and a half days! HERE IS THE VID.

I was living above a car body shop the time this was filmed and it does sum up my time in newport. Getting by and riding. Nothing else. Here is the B-roll tape.

I am also currently working on a dvd for My friend that works for Mpora called 'Sam Baskett I known Sam for about a year or so now and up untill we started hanging out I always thought he was super quiet but he is one of them guys where as soon as he is used to you, You can't get him to shut up; Just like me! This is one of the reasons Sam is so good to work with because he will always tell you whats up and what he is thinking and it helps you get the shots you really have in mind. Here Is something Sam made in just an evening after hanging out with me to help cover some of my riding for the soon to be released "SOUTH WEST" dvd.

It is true that I totally should not be riding whilst I have broken body parts and scraped away shins but to me this is another dvd to look back on and think "Fuck yeah those times were awesome" so its all worth it.

Holla

My shoulder diary.

2009-12-02T15:31:00.000Z

HAMLINS DIARY!1 (updates coming soon)

HEY GUYS, you may be intrested to know i am out of hospital now (tuesday evening) from sundays accident at nass on a superman backflip to face plant technically i have dislocated my acj and clavical and my collar bone has been forced down my back and i have tender spine at the monent aswell. its gunna be a while till i can ride again i will hopefully be attending germany for the masters this year but only to chat shit and not ride! thanks so much to everyone for your support i had to clear my inbox twice just from the amount of caring people asking how i am i am totally blown away on how much of an affect i have had on people to have made them care about me enought to actually put the energy into seeing how i am doing thanks a bunch guys and girls see ya soon scotty b

DIARY BIT NUMBER 2

SO i wake up and i am fully screaming as i have lead on my arm and the pain is unreal. i ran to my kitchen and grabbed all my pain killers i was presribed and the morphene seemed to be the best one to take first lol within about 5 minuts i am sedated as hell! my friend cai who has recently came out of relatioship stayed with me so we both had each others comfort wich was amzing. i have been doing my exercises on my arm and tying to get strenght back in it. i still canno pick my arm up yet thoand its heavy as shit wen i have to hild it up in the air to get a tshirt on lol! god dam big guns! had a sneeky roll on my bike one handed but it just aint happening i have no idea how i am going ot manage living in a home on my own with a bike looking at me this is hard.

RYAN HAS TOLD EVERYONE SO I GUESS I SHULD TELL YA...

yeah wen they were checking my body for the damage some doctor randomly put his finger in my ass and told me to clench my cheeks! then this chinky guy came in later and said "di he put he finga in ya bum?" and i replyed " well if he didnt then someone else did" its not like i get fingerd everyday so i was a bit traumatised by it! how fuking funny is this i cant belive i am writing this ! ha ha hahahah me and lex laughed so much man so fuking much wen the chinky said are you sure he put he finga in ya bum! hilariouse

UPDATEs

I CAN FULLY WALK!!!! IT STIL FEELS WEIRD AND STUFF BUT I MANAGED TO HAVE A SHOWER TODAY INSTEAD OF USING WIPES. also i woke up to the best thing today a pakage came to me with a new pair of them shades i was wearig at nass and a tshirt that is cool and also ! SKITTLES i dont think the person who sent them knows just how much i loved that deliery this morning thanks baby cakes! now all i gota do is stay home whilst the sun blazes and not go insane! hit me up with comments

NEW THEME WAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?

changed the theme of my page but i dont know how to stop my picture scrolling i wanted it on repeat. i had the best present today saying "this should help the sore bones" on it it had a tshirt and a new pair fo them shades i was wearing at nass befor i ate it and wait for it SKITTLES and four paks of em she knows how to make a kid happy! thanks matey if only i had a return adresse....HINT

OWH MAN!

i got burned so so bad! can you feel the pain LOL (LIZZI SAID SHE WAS TOO OLD)

I JUST DID SUMTHING REALLY FUKED UP

I GOT ON MY BIKE AND MANAGED TO ROLL ON IT THEN WENT OF A CURB AND SCREAMED. I HURT MYSELF MORE I CANT DO THIS STAYING IN ITS TOO HARD. I FEEL SO STRESSED

SO I WAKE UP

cryin in pain most mornings wat will tomorow bring hopefully sunshine

I CANT DO THIS!

i am going nuts already no one is here at home i even grabed my collar bone and tryed to force it back into place and i moved it a little but i am in more pain now than ever. i'm seriousely struggling and finding this soo hard please someone sooth me and calm me down? i shoulda bought me a girlfriend with my wages

UPDATE ON MEEEEEEEE (if your intrested)

so my friend and photographer BRAD WAKEFIELD came over and took some shots om my yellow arm/shoulder/body! we got a pretty funy one of me with my finger about in inch into wer emy bones used to be but now moved and it looks rank! good times he took me into town as he knew i was getting livid at home and made a happy puppy! unfortunatly he had to go on a job as his career is hectic but i stayed at the local bmx shop and chatted to the owner all day till close took the pain of my mind totally good days are ahead but certainly not pain fee! hollla

UPDATE

NO MORE RIDING A BIKE! i tryed to bunnyhop and kained myself again lol then fell on my mums bed in pain was pretty funny tho i am the only one at home cus my mums on holiday hopefuly going to motion ramp park party today but i need someone to take me cus i need supervision so i dont get hurt yknow hit me up with comments and messages someone even praked me today saying they were chris brown! so holla at me wen you like brap!

LEVIS

FIND LIEVIS PROFILE ON MY FRIENDS AND CHECK OUT HIS RIDING HE IS THE DOGS BOLLOX SO ORIGINAL TRIK TRIK TRIK STYLE LIKE DDHER BUT WITH NICER TEETH AND HE IS AMAZING AND HES 12 """"""" LOVE FOR YA HOMESLICE""""""""

Update!

so sunday i went to a party on morphene for my pain and i ate lots of skitles and kaind of 3 red bulls to bring me back to speed so i had no pain plus i was hyper... all good cam put a bin fullof beer on bean can and he was pissed,( in both ways) i have a big yellow bruise all over my chest from my crash and i can now kina pick my arm up . i finished the paarty at 6am and then got a train home then a bus to my house and got home at 10am, collapsed and then fel asleep till 6pm! so stoked to have survived a rave up! abi from basingstoke was rad she fully craked me up every five minuts shouting raw abuse at me and just talking in generall wether it was at me or not! miller had huge hair and wasnt in the air for once HANK is the nicest friend i have by far and is funny as fuk i could sit there and watch him for the rest of my life just the cooments that he says and the way he is! and hes a philosopher ! fuking hank is a badass in two words BAD ASS! anyways i think now i can move my arm a bit cus of the party so i am stoked i am feeling a bit better and hope everyone is feeling happy these days hit me up with comments and messages still i love talking to people

THE HAND IN OF DOOM!!!!!

so i handed in my sick not today for 6 weeeks and my boss was not looking so happy infact he looked like he had a full on chubby over it. i cant wait for goverment sick pay it sounds fully wank...psyched my arm is moving now and i managed to ride into town but i cant get up or down curbs....... i cant do alot to be honest i got a big bag of skittles on me at all times so far this week and i cant wait to watch transformers and munch down on them. if anyone wants to join in with me you are welcome anyways so from now i can move my arm up without using my right arm to hold it walking fine gunna get on with physio soon! brap comment me or add me on msn bikesizehamlin@hotmail.co.uk

my god update!

so hows it going guys and girls i found a ruise today under my arm and arm pit and its rank its huge and coloured and makes me ill lol ! looked at a house in horfield today and it looks mint as fook and to be honest i would very much like ot move ther. now sat at home doing the usuall eating and watching mtv hills! holla at your boy SCOTTY B* love ya and comment me nd message me dirty things!

UPDATE! THIS ONE IS PRETTY BAD!!!!

I got a phone call this morning from my gp this morning saying it looks like i dont more than just my acj ligament and dislocated my collar bone and dislodged my clavical and that it looks like i have broken some bones in my arm and around and on my back! that is wat i call not stoked ha! So i am not sure wether i am comign to germany or not il be so bummed if i cant go........ so now my list contains a damaged: -clavical -rotatorcuff -back -arm bones -dislocated collar bone -acj ligament - goofy teeth! golly gosh that is a list!

i cant take full breaths as it hurts its like this injury is speading and totaly fuking my body up fuk sake got another problem! now the list is broken arm ruptured acj dislocated collar bone dislodged clavical something wrong with my rotator cuff and broken smaller bone in and around my upper spine? so th doc told me today alll that ! I AM SO STOKED (SARCASM) COMMENT AND MESSAGEME PEEPS

SO ITS BEEN LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF NOW?

Well just woke up at 730 with a killing headache and so I went to the kitchen and got some water and took my 5 boxes of prescribed pain killers consisting of 2 ibuprofene 2 paracetamol both 500ml and then one codien tablet.

So anyways I got back to sleep and I wake up at ten to five pm NO joke!.

Since my last report I been to a few parties and also won two best trick comps in london (see bruzas weekend write up) and also lernt flair to 3 tap on the box.

My arm is feeling a lot better tho I still cant lift my own bike and I couldn’t lift anything above my head to help id (mums fiancé) get some stuff into the attic.

Also I have been to germany for the masters and made good friends with brad simms, chris doyle, cory bohan, and got to see hickerson again.

Was a great time the partys were amazing but I got so shit faced I either A couldn’t see, or B couldnt see or talk or move yet in either condition still woke up in my hotel room.

So anyways this is a injury write up so I wont digress anymore.

So I think I will be back at work soon but I wont be able to actually do any bike building but rest assured I am going to Bristol to live with migs soon so I well need to get on the scout for another job.

Brap!
IT WAS SO GROSS AT THE TIME.

Where have you been?

2009-11-30T22:56:00.000Z

So some of you may know I am currently living in Wales as lot of issues arose and ended up here for some reason. I have been wasting my time helping the owner of a skatepark only to be thrown out due to the other staff member being jelouse and having to lie about me, then being banned for not stealing the owner a wheel from the new place I worked at for his car!

I have also raised a ton of money for the skatepark by organising an 'all-nighter' wich was so succsesfull we made £800 in 45 minuts tho it was all meant to go into the park but the boss spent £400 to his mum living a lucrative lifestyle abroad £60 pounds on stock and £300 paying back his car insurance. The rest has been spent on needless clothing for the boss and he grunted when I asked for 4 sheets of ply to revamp a ramp to make the park more succsesfull again. Anyways thats another storie again.

the all-nighter was a great achievement

I am currently living above a car body shop that is awesome as hell thanks to the boss Of the body shop and he has helped me with lots of things such as a job, clothes, and a life here. He really has done more than you could ever expect or ask for in a friend. (Interview with him at some point) Things are pretty nuts here in Newport, shady characters and ends not meeting gallor are afoot here on a daily basis.

hair extensions...Fuck yeah!

Since my time at the work shop I have also had my bike sprayed electric orange and I christend my new whip with a tour from here to londond and more with my Polish family and Marco who skates for vans in europe. And I have also been to Poland to suprise a very special ladie on her birthday...Story to come.

The new look

Yes it would appear lots has gone down since my stay here and I can but apologise for my lack of updates.

Any ways I have a rad friend called Maxwell here and he makes me laugh all the time with the shit he comes out with and just does there and then.

OOOOW!

Loads more adventure stories to come!

A funny thing happend to me once...

2009-09-21T09:29:00.000+01:00

This is A copy and paste from a comment I made to a friend on myspace..It's pretty funny and it actually happend to me!

"So i got added on msn by some chick that says shes 18 and she sounds intrested in myself... things get to were they do and she starts sending pics of herself naked befor i was even aware.she was a stunner and i didnt understand thisshe then says shes from weston wich is even more amazing and that she drives,then she said were you at so i can come pick you up and then she listed of thes sexual acts she was thinking of doing to me. i am now thinking okay well see for once were this goes no fagging about.so i wait at a carpark for her as i aint giving out my addresse and this car evenutally pulls into this car park with wat appeared to be a guy in the car... i was then liek shit im gunna get mugged and so i texted your a guy? to the suposed girl and then the car comes up to me and the window rolls down and dun dun duuun! ITS ONLY A FUKIN MAN! like saying "i tild you i was on my girfriends msn" i was like" wtf man im not gay wat the hells going on you fuking told me you wanted to suck my dick and watch porn!"he said no such thing then i was like no luck for you pal then he drove off! i made sure he was ling gone befor sneeking back homewat a fuking calamity ! lesson learned! ah man that was sooo uber bad i cant believe it! " LOL!

FINALLY DONE IT, I FUCKIN DID IT.BOARDMASTERS WEEK!

2009-08-12T12:47:00.001+01:00

I walk back and forward in and out of the house to be sure I have not left anything behind. I grab my house keys, yell goodbye to my mum, and then hop in the car with Wayne and leave for the casino. This is the night befor our big adventure to 'The Newquay Boardmasters'.

At the casino we met up with Waynes mum and Bill and had a really nice time, I was dressed in a suit, looking at girls, and watching Bill put his chips down on the roullett and not have much luck...was awesome. Waynes mum and Bill are so easy to get along with I love it and I can see where Wayne gets his 'life by the balls' attitude. On the way back tot he car Wayne decides it a good ideat to pull his trousers down and pull them back up whilst in the lift befor the doors opend again. Surely enough when them doors slowly opend he got caught by some less than impressed bristol chavs and I nearly weeed a little bit. I love hanging out with that dork.

The next day we got up and Luke palmer met us and we left in the cars to hit newquay straight in the face!We hit a huge traffic jam so I got out the car and ran as far as possible till Wayne caught up with me and then I got back in, We sang loudly to tenatious D, and yelled obsenitys at people. This was quickly becoming a good time (as per usuall).

We ended up having a ride at the local park called Wooden Waves park and it was fully awesome! It had a big 6ft jump box and then a 20ft vertwall after it that was nuts! Tons of riders were already there from Matt Priest to all the essex/romford lot and james hitchcox was in full affect aswell as Alex Carhart doing big airs to footjam. It was a good session. And we were all ripping it out of the new kid called ESSA BAKOS who let me tell you got his fiar share of abuse that week. We had to rush to find a place to stay as we thought the event had a camp site but it turned out it did not... We ended up telling people we were gay so that we could same sex sleep in a tent but they still wanted 130 buks from us for only a few days!We ended up meeting Jason Phelan And his bro Phil who was a totall legend and decided we were staying at this place called smugglers haven but it was far from it, with the cold showers and no sleep till around 6am and aggro security gaurds it was a sure recipe for a crazy camp site.

Our campsite set up was just me wayne and jason with phill in his car and ended up being a little village of tents again as ryan taylor, james and tom bruzza and zack and matty laa and elina all turned up from different parts of the uk.

Later we went to the event and had a quick gander at everything and let me tell you the setting could not have been more beautifull. There was a long walk way filled with shops like an asian market palce and at the end was a nice vert ramp well made for the skaters wich kept the wind of out not so well made shitty black 8ft midi ramp wich we made do with. The sea was right there and there was this large plaze thing with a few levels as it was on a hill and that was the hub for all the media people to work at and where the athletes signed in and gained information and also where I got to know the girls that worked for Sports vision allot better :)

We got back to the site and me and Wayne decided to hit up the town and we see some seriouse shit go down. We originally went in with Phelan and all the uk bmx scene aka Porker and Lesser and Ginge and co wich I do believe was a large mistake haha. The first place we hit up after leaving the bus via the fire escape and pissing of the driver a treat was called Corkers. I went up to the bar and got myself a redbull vodka and then sat down with it and was about to seriously enjoy my first drink of the year when Jason the pre-drunk Irishman comes up, picks my drink up, turns it upside and then throws it whilst shouting "woooo!" Thanks again for that man. He was pretty funny tho he rubbed his fingers together over a girls drink and she says "what the fuk are you doing?" and he just says "ah I jus poot de date chrap peel in there" (just put the date rape pill in there) and she looked discusted! We left pretty soon after that.We went to a vip party at a place called buzzers and seeing as it was shit dead in there we left and headed to a club called central that we heard was good.

CENTRAL>>>

Whilst in there we found a strippers pole on bearings so the pole span around! We got our groove on and started killing the pole...In no time at all some old 40 year olds on their stag doo saw us and were yelling clear the area and as we did, one of the chaps ran at the poll and jumped...Then totally missed it and ate shit a treat so me and wayne watched on as these old fogies tryed to use a poll. Good times.We even had a dance off on it sliding down then thrusting the pole like we were taking it to town and doing matrix style stunts that for a first time on a pole you'd have been impressed let me tell ya!

Wayne found these two awesome girls called Naomi and Sophie at the end of the night and we partyed with them till the end of the night and held a dance off in the club @ red square and we had an awesome time tho it did help I had bought us all lollys from the other black guy in the toilet selling cologne!

Oh I forgot to mention on the bus to town all the romford lot and us were getting leary as jason ended up naked for somereason and we kept chanting "lets get fuking mental, lets get fuking mental lala la la lala la la!" then we left the bus via the fire door.

Day 2

I woke up all haggard got in the shower and got ready for the day ahead with our irish sausages and burgers we previsously baught from morrisons. Phill was the morning chef for us the whole of boardmasters seeing as he had the cooker and utecills but I can't complain sitting around whilst he cooked everything to perfection eh?

We headed down to the event wich took us about 20 mins but it was a really nice ride as we past so many beautifull scenes and hot girls.It just did'nt matter about the distance or hills yknow. This whole place was rammed with so many hot girls that I could not remeber seeing one ugly one and they were all nice too as in if you say hello then they say it back not just "fuck off" like most boring bitches here do! Was cool.

my view was a winnerGirls, Beach, bikes= perfect!

Any ways on that day some of the highlights were :

-Mason stoped his whole body on his face cheek from a toothpick half bars out

- Dan shoe lace over vertical front jams

- Issac Lesser killing it

-Martyn Cooper riding amazing

-A female sliding between masons legs trying to get down the ramp and almost got mounted by him!!Dirty old perv!

When we all got to the event in the morning I forgot to say...There was a Pa system wich we found and none of us knew how to use but there was an Ipod attachment plus and a microphone so that was enought to make us figure it out. In the end after lots of different trys from vairous people saying they could do it, Our man EESSSAA BAKKOSS Finally got it working (probly from when he has to round up people for his kebab stand on the mic!)

We got the beats on thanks to essa's Ipod and all of us dicked about witht the mic all day and tore ass into Timmy Docherty for wanting to be sponsored and just everyone in generall. Especcially Essa for being a kebab man and singing was cool too. It was the perfect setting with friends shredding on a mini ramp on the beach in the sun having a good time. Perfect!

Issac's Knee started swelling a beaut that day and it was a bit of a shit cus it ended up meaning he could'nt ride but he enjoyed the nuts people and good times non the less like this nutter guy saying things to me that meant nothing such as "5 years never looked back mate...Living the dream!"

He was a legend Tho, reminded me of Chris Nunn from essex who was also there by the way and it was a treat to see him! He did a turndown flair on the sunday to knee jam in! lol

I ended up meeting a young lady called Emily who I have known for a long time now and that was cool, Then I rode to wooden waves skatepark and had a blast then when Hank and chunky and all the chaps from bstoke turned up I don't know what the hell happend but I crashed on everything like flairs, flipping the spine and even some footjams! Someone upthere did not want me riding that night! So I rode back and sure enough from landing on my shoulder hard 3 times in a row I had broken my shoulder (again). I got back to the camp site and the plan was to go to the music festival to see the streets play and get loose but instead we ended up back at the camp site getting loose and me not being to happy due to the pain i was in.

Tom Bruzza was calling me a pussy for not drinking and sounded like that kid from superbad saying " dude you drink" and " dont get athlete on me" ha that guy was twated! We all ended up getting our heair fuzzed up and I tell thee it were propa funny!

Porker- Some poor girl was in a porta loo minding her own business when all of a sudden the loo is tipped enought from the back to swing the door open and force her out the seat onto her hands and knees. Then....The porta loo carryed on falling and engulfed her as it fell completely to the floor. Porker and whoever was involved ran back and told us as and as we looked over towards the loo being tilted back by some guys- We see a totally shit covered, not chuffed, bra filled with shit looking girl just stand there for a second then just walk staight to the shower about 5 feet away. Nice one chaps.....

People were up to some seriouse shinanigins that night-Larry the winner from nass was running about with a fire exstinguisher and squirtign people with it as was Ryan Taylor the little scoundrell!

At the end of the night, myself, Matty laa and Elina walked up to the bar to do something like kareokie wich with my bad state of mood was not up for and we ended up watching Matty pretending to be a bingo annoucner and it was hilariouse! Whilst ordering a redbull some sgag head matey comes up to me like yeeer dik-ed yums gots en-eh drougs ons yas?" I was like wtf man and then he just sat there apologising...wat a freak!

At one point Matt came up to me and quietly says to me "you think anyone will notice if we just took this table?" and I was like " lets do it!" so we each got a hold then walked off with a nicely aluminium trimmed circle table that was massive! We walked it past security guards and no one notcied shit! And it wasnt even theft seeing as we just moved it to another area of the camp site from the bar hahah nice one Wayne. Later Matty and Elina went to sleep and I was the last one outside sat in a chair, leant on the freshly stolen table, In my new vans coat...And just drifted off to sleep at about 3am and re-awoke at like 4 like wtf am I doing? so I crawled back into my tent and eventually got some sleep only to wake up at 8am yet again.

so anyways that was that night over.

DAY 3 FRIDAY!

I woke up at 8am again (muther fuker) so I walked to Waynes tent yelled at him and he did'nt wake up cus mexicans sleep like a log! I took his car keys out his pocket again and found Jason and Issac and we had ourselfs a rought old freezing shower....As I was outside Jasons said "yeah my shower is roasting" and Issac said " yeah mines alright actually" and so I thought ok cool warm shower for me.. I got in Issac's shower and believe me I had to psyche myself up to get in it was that cold! Cunts made me think it was nice when really it was past arctic blizzard! HAHAHA.

Can you say piece of shit tent?This beast was mine!(I left it there in the end!)

Me and Jason got our shit sorted and Phill cooked up some ace sausages again (cus he is the best human alive) and we rode nice and relaxed all the way to the event talking and getting to know each other a bit more. It was a perfect ride in the sun on a holiday getting to know a freind alot better.

I had the task of getting all the water and food to the riders whilst qualifying whent on and I impressed some of the staff at sports vision for getting so much done and managed to get wayne a athlete band so that we could go watch some bands for free even tho we never got there we ended up at the site again!

Well the qualifying earlyer in the day went off as I was getting a massage for my brokend shoulder and chilling/watching the event and getting free drinks from the riders lounge, Jason Phelan was going off too and I did catch him do a flip fakie 3rd go wich was nuts and Wallace came down on the day and like a pro just killed things a bit fast so everyone was like...WELL WHO WANTS 2ND THEN? lol

Bruza James did a double bars drop in and TOTTALLY NAILED IT! and Ben Manual did a fuf to ice chink in that was nuts.

Then we all met up at the riders lounge at the top and I had another massage and after all the physio doctors all layed into me for my freak of a shoulder we all sat down and chilled out tho this damn surfer guy with a gay porteriquen accent kept saying in a gay voice "nah nah nah- Im oonn!" And we were like shut the fuck up we are trying to say EELSALSA LES BAKOSO in as many ways as we can.

I told them all about my friend skating in the street and the police man was like "what are you doing in the road boy whats your name?" then he simply replied "JAMAL NE'BHIL ACHEMED MOHAMED MHATER DHEL FHIR" then the policeman just stood there in confussion and said "Don't get cheeky with me boy"

In the evening I noticed Jason and the Bruzza's over with a group of people and as I go to see them I notice they have colourd hands, faces and what ever between them ha some pink some green and some orange they all looked hilariouse.

We all started dancing and stuff and then some hot chicks appeared and we started getting our groove it was a treat! Matty for some reason sat on a white bucket and shat in it and i have to say I have no idea why?

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO HOT IN PICTURES?UGLY BASTARDS :)

I ended up taking a pretty early night I think.

DAY 4 SATURDAY!

Well Finals were well on their way after watching the crowd come together and all the finalist throw it down in the practice...This was not your average comp tho, where finals go off and people really trick trick trick; but rather just stepping it up a bit whilst still in the comfort zone. This made the riding more dialled and the atmosphere way better. Ben was hitting it big doing some really relaxed one hand one foot tables and wow was he goin high!

So saturday night rolls along and after a quick party percell,miller,wayne,jason and james Ivett and co all waltzed up the hill to the watergate feild were cypruss hill were playing and the masses were assembling!

I hate being treated like a normal person and seeing as Wayne did not have an athlete band I knew he was going to have to pay to get into the event so... From working really hard rushing about earlyer on the friday whilst qualifying was on and being polite to people, James Rodd was pretty chuffed on me working and decided hed let me have another athlete band so Wayne could get into all the partys I could. Sometimes working when you dont need to work pays off a treat eh?

At the bottom of the relentless tent there was a human beat box fest going on at the bottom of half of the relentless building and we got turned down to go upstairs by a retard bouncer. We take another 10 mins to squeeze throught the miles of shit other wise known as sweaty rave heads.

We were about to walk about the carnivall/festival site and I forced wayne behind a fence that took us behind the relentless building into where all the staff were for the event. We snook about basically! Then we ended up speaking to a chap named Jo sat on a table behind the building and he turned out to be gay (youll find out more about that later) anyways we made ourway upstairs after some random chick made out with me and another chick made me shoot a ton of absynth...Kellie the team manager from Oakley was there along with leo forte who I had a nice long chat with and hes been off the scene riding around the world shooting for his new united video section wich sounds awesome.

After I was shitfaced and we left the relentless building me and wayne had some icecream from a ice cream van and it was perfect! We then bumped into james Ivett who was clearly not drunk...LIES! ha we then ended up jumping around a bit then giving pendulum djs a miss to walk back to the camp site to put away all the desperados stuff I got given and also took.

At one point in the evening walking back from our ecstatic time up in the vip lounge myself and Wayne were speaking the way polish people do in english over here and it was pretty funny seeing as we were kina drunk aswell so we asked staff there " escuseh me, where is, how do you say, too many toilet?"

We took the bus from the camp site to town where we planned to get v.i.p again and have a good old time. Whilst on the bus there were a few drunken idiots that were people with no achievment in life but had that annoying amount of self confidence where they thought they were the shit. Well they didnt cause any trouble so we carryed on laughing and prettending we were the ones driving the bus from the front of the top floor of the double decker-well I did anyway.

We got into town and walked straight to the event ONLY TO FIND that our athlete bands were not cool enought for the bouncers, but even the winner of the event Ben wallace and Relentlesses own riders Paul Jefferies could not get in I still managed to work my charms and get us the vip wrist bands we needed! OOOOOWW so anyways then we get in and I realise we need money so we head back out and pass everyone that couldnt get in and they all looked a bit pissed that me and wayne just walked in and out...So I am in the line for the cash machine and up comes my friend from school James Arnold and I must say I was very impressed a kid like him that went to a private school like me managed to actually have a life and not be boring like all the other rich kids...Small world too I guess.

we had got almost to the end of the line to be next with for getting some cash out when wayne shouts theres a smaller que over here...So for some reason we walked all the way down the street to the next line that was shorter for the cash machine and after talking away for five minuits about something I looked to my left and everyone was over at another cash point at an even shorter line, So I had infact been talking to myself for five minuts about shit all infront of a big queu of people waiting for the cash point...Embarresing.

I get some cash out then back into the vip party is was.

I met tons of people there and it was really vip in some parts seeing as there was another extra vip area with another bouncer just to go upstairs where it was all perfectly light up and about 10 people in there with extra soft music to let you know you were the shit. But that scene was too boring for the likes of me and wayne so we went back down stairs and I got me wayne and Matt Priest a DESPERADOS each and we let the fun begin!

I ended up talking to a skater chick called lex and she was pretty hot but I mean her name was lex and one of my alltime biggest heros is called lex and he helped me throught so much that it just made her seem skank just from her name.

Also I recall Wayne eating a whole onion and it was spanish too so it was frikin huge! He told me seeing as his breath stank so much he went to the gents,washed his mouth,smoked 2 fags and bought some chewing gum from the black guy in the toilets that gives out cologne for some dollar..And his breath still stank!

After that I ate two of the best burgers ever that they were fresh bbqing there for 3 buks a go and let me say it was like an orgy in my mouth and went down a treat with some desperados after it.

Whilst munching down on my second burger minding my own bussiness Bas keep says hello to me and introduces me to his friend Jess who happend to be alot cooler than I was expecting...and also Mason my boss was chilling out to the max with his cool original dress style going on and shooting fellow elder ladies with this green toy gun that seemed to be going around all night.

Then again like the first night we enede p walking all the way home and when you aint on a bike riding it seriously feels like 50x's the distance and a billion times more effort ( ok so i egsaturate but so what you pick your nose when no one else is about?)

We eventually got back to the site at god knows o'clock and there it was done time for sleep tho when I climbed into my tent there was someone in there and who was it?...Well none other than me ol mukka Billy Percell all coloured in!

I managed to boot him out then he stumbled about and ate shit into Zachs tent wich was funny then got himself across the camp site into bed! Nice one.

SUNDAY LAST DAY!

best trick>>>

So the final countdown is playing and the crowd are roaring in anticipation as Ben Wallace is in double peg stall about to attemp a pretty crazy feat of a stunt.

He manages to air fakie a treat and as he fakied up to the top of the ramp behind him he did the cleanest double whip hop I will ever see considering that was pretty much the first one pulled officially anyways!

After he nailed the fakie double whip the crowd went tits and he even threw in a nice secret air punch and 'yo'd' himself! WHAT A GUY!

Other stunts that went down that day were also of the chain such as Garreth doing a coping 540 tap to whip in and Larry doing a whip fufanu on the backrail and poping back in perfectly like he didnt care and knowing larry he probably did'nt!

Un-fortunatly Ben Manual did a massive air ( wich i missed) and rimmed up and jacknifed like a hawk to the ground and tore his chin up pretty good and left a huge lump of congealed blood on the ramp wich we had to clear up, well james hitchcox did.Thanks Ben

After that all had happend I waltzed over to the really pretty girl at the vans tent and I managed to get myself a pair of flippy floppys and some cool other vans stuff like plasters and beach balls and stuff. Thanks for that pretty lady. Whilst hangin around there Essa bakos came in with some mayonais he blatently put on himself and said wtf is this and managed to blag himself a free pair of vans shorts haahh wat a stuntman!

As soon as the riders caught on about free stuff they were in there like some pakis on a tin of beans! They were all stealing goodies and flipflops and god knows what else!

After that we said thanks to everyone then we said gbye to newquay as we took the slow chilled ride back to the site.

As we rolled back I couldnt help but notice how perfect was right infront of my face the whole time. I was having a good time, I appreciated all the uk bmx scene that was there, I loved meeting all the new people, the sky and ground were amazing and I spent my time soaking up all of the beauty of earth around me. And the most important thing to me that i learnt was how good my dear friend wayne is to me. Thanks for an awesome time everyone that I saw and was with at boardmasters...You made it the best week of my life. SHWEEEET.

I think I look like Zach, No I wish i looked like Zach!

NEATLY PACKED AS WE ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE!

Fuck it this was my weekend with Timmy

2009-08-04T00:01:00.000+01:00

newport session. AGAIN

2009-07-29T14:53:00.000+01:00

Matt was shredding it up and craming in tricks right from the get go at newport this monday just gone. With runs made up of big 360's straigh into booming tailwhip airs after being yelled at to do it by myself then into bars to tap and other stunts in his run. Myself; I managed to learn 360 tailwhips second go on the box (foam free you loosers!) and also learnt suicide truck drivers and nailed a superman seat grab air first go since last time i did one about a month ago.

Matt also learnt to perpendiculor wall ride and and 180 bars to half cab out on the box! And at the end of the session he also got a foot on a wallride double whip! I know I know crazy eh?

I ejected from a frontie after doing a few trying to get them a bit tidyer and landed on my feet and fully dislocated my toes wich i managed to sort out within 5 mins of bitching out.

After that, we whent to newports outdoor park to shred the hips and float about. It was ramed with annoying ghetto kids exept on chap called ASH who is an old friend from the near by area and he was flowing the park so good and making 5 taps look like an air they were so stylish. Ash is where its all for visual riding.

After being told to do a billion flairs by some kids and some ghetto kid trying to ride the middle of a spine and one wheel going one side and the rear wheel the other side and flying on to his face we decided to head home. Matt droped me at the temple-meads station where we seen Kye Fortes face on a few taxis! Nice one KF.

My train arrived an hour later at 11:23 then I went home.

AWESOME DAY YET A BLOODY GAIN!

Where are the fking updates!

2009-07-19T21:18:00.000+01:00

Sorry for the lack of update I have been slacking, No excuses.

So yesterday Sam Baskett rings me to say we are going to Bedminster to get some clips to help finish off his badass SOUTH WEST edit that he has been doing for some time now, And to catch the start of 'Ride to Glory'.

Ride to glory's teams look pretty street orientated this year with shadow and odyssey and Wethepoeple teams consisting of mainly street typical riders such as Jason Phelan, Scott Ditchburn, Bruno Hoffman and Paul Ryan.

As we rolled into the park earlyer in the day there were lots of ghetto kids and a few Levi wanna be's doing some bunnyhops. We immediately got some footage taken of myself doing some flairs and opo air bars to taps and some hurricanes then later on Adam Butterworth and co turn up as we were later going on a street ride for some more shooting. Before this of course the park rapidly became more and more filled with all the uk's Rtg crew and they were all having a good ol session and chatting and some of the teams even got on it and started getting challenges done!

It was good to see allot of the chaps I had just seen at nass and to have a quick session rather than a practice run at a comp. Nikki C was blasting that hip at the bottom of the park so high he had time to tuk twice for a no hander then to last minute decide to do a table and still be at least 8 ft out. Yeah 8ft easy!

Bruno was doing some rad fakie manuals around a deck to 360 out which was totally outrageous. And Craig Stevens was charging around the park trying to prove himself like usual fufing backrails and smashing out ice grinds.

Anyways we all went off (Adam, Sam, George, Lance and myself) and watched Adam bunnyhop out the back of a van and we stole a subways sticker for his bike, and watched him send some handrails and wallrides.

When we got back to Bedminster park a few more riders where there from USA, namely Aaron Ross and Jimmy C yknow the one with the signature pedal.

The profile team I think have got one on all the others for the trip spirit due to having Craig Stevens as the Tm so the partying will be hard and Tamblin has done something nuts at every park you have been to and they had a street rider with them form the states too! So there team is really well rounded for all the things they need to win. Can't wait to see what goes down.

NEXT DAY (SUNDAY)

After I went out to pull some chicks the night before due to my town having T4 on the beach I got lucky and managed to end up in a hotel a mile away with 3 girls And I did not get much sleep at all. I manage to get home at like 10am tired as shit and after a hearty Beans, sausage, egg and stir fry meal Wayne knocks at the door as I am having a shit. I haggardly grab my bike and pack my knee pads and throw my bike into the car and then we got to meet Matt Cable at the services to head to Creation Skate Park. When we got to the services Matt showed up and he had straightened hair and a sweetie wrist band on! I thought he had been up to some weird things the night before but it turned out he was just at a fancy dress party and the straight hair was a result of that. Tho no news on why he was wearing a sweetie bracelet other than the fact he can shoot the sweets of it so it kills when it hits ya.

On our way up the old motor way, We drive past a traffic jam trying to get to T4 on the beach that ended up being around 12+ miles long and we made silly jokes at how gay everyone was in the Que.

In the end the joke was on us when the motor way was closed and it ended up taking us like an extra hour or so to get to the park as we had to take some Butt crack route to Birmingham. I didn't mind tho as we talked shit and sang obnoxiously to 'Tenasious D' so the trip for me was great.

When we got there straigh off the bat GT bikes rider Josh age 16 was doing massive 3 double whips over the volcano and learning 3 whip hops into the landing of the box there.

Matt was killing the step up Dialling in his ever amazing Tables but in 360's and man did they look cool. He also pretty much did a double whip! Wayne did some really clean tuk no handers and apparently did one to x to. Cool beans Wayne.

Myself, well I had fun doing some carved flairs and I learnt to do 3whips and 3seatgrab xups too.And there was a vert wall after a handrail that I toothpicked and was pretty happy about.

We then left and hit the road to get home. We sang more songs and I received a WET WILLY for nodding off to sleep half way through.Thanks Wayne Matt was handing out sweets and and also singing too which was funny as fuck Cu's he never sings! Sadly tho Matt had to go home and Wayne had to do the same. I had allot of fun this Sunday guys. Thanks again! Never a bad time with you guys.

Holla. Pics soon!

2009-07-13T22:28:00.000+01:00

Girls are hanging Nass was BANGIN!

2009-07-12T21:19:00.000+01:00

So clever me forgets to take his camera..So what, I don't have to justify myself to you, I fogot it alright . Anyways lots of ace cinematics here to view from Ride uk bmx magazine's very own Robin Fenlon.

I will do a full write up tomorow if I can. HOLLA

FIRST NASS VIDEO.

Golliath was not very Golliath as I had been telling everyone it was more like David. I stole the joke from Adam Butterworth who happend to be wearing a furry animal suit mid event for no reason?

HA watch me slide out then turn it into a breakdance spin! How f;king funny am I!

More soon bros n ho's

Chelt haggard

2009-07-05T19:44:00.000+01:00

Lukey P picks me up, Takes us to Morrison's, Drives round a motorway roundabout to see if we can see Boyd and follow him there only to find out he was 5 minuets ahead of us and we had wasted out time. And so the journey continues and we finally catch up to his "Hi-jet" witch is a tall tin can about 3 foot from the ground.

Never the less it was funny to just drive past him and catch him texting not even looking at the road what so ever. HA busted!!!

It's like day 8 of my healthy living and I already feel amazing. I wake up earlier and I don't hardly feel tired. Tho I piss like a race horse all the time.

We roll up and its pretty busy looking but then we heard the commentating from our man Jay and soon realised this was not a serious competition. People from Josh Cox to Isaac Lesser were there in full affect and locals such as 'Benny' jones was sending massive stonker table airs and Luke Peters was shredding on everyone Else's bike 'literally' and blowing us away with his control capability's.

Before I had time to put the pegs on my new bike I was called up for the mini ramp competition and I took home the gold on that one not for the backrail fuf or the 540 or the other tricks that I did, But I took the glory for dropping in and doing 6 flairs one after another at the flat bottom like I was told to! Dizzy isn't the word.

So the riding was totally up to par and I was well impressed with how everyone seemed to ride for the enjoyment other than to be pro which was a refreshing feeling. Here are some of the pictures.

Boyd was carving them 360's.This was a badboy truck to footjam.

Luke definitely impressed people with his unique riding and I mean there was NO one riding in the way he did. STOKED ON THAT!

Hows this for a 3?

Edgeworth was in affect with cool shades on.

I was being called 'blue bike' and for every time they wanted to see a flip or a stunt and I'm pretty sure they did not remember my name by the end of the day too. On one occasion 'blue bike' was being called up to 270 a gap of the hip of a box and over the deck and into a volcano that was in line with it! Never the less I totally pussy'd out of this one and I did not mind one bit.

Tho next thing we know Isaac is once again belting it across the park and sends this massive slow 270 attempt at the gap known as the 'sham 69' gap but he lands front wheel over-rotated on the front wheel and takes it. Then the commentators were then calling him 'green bike' and he is going at it again! He airs huge again but landed in like smith and took it to the chest, This was getting gnarly. 3rd go he does it and man I couldn't have been any more stoked unless I saw it with my own eyes rather than thought my camera screen.

Yeah Issac.

here's a vid of an icegrind to hang 5 and the Huge 270 sham 69 gap.

There were massive 40+men trains going on round the park and it was awesome! Alex Boyd was leading the trains most of the time as he was the most stylish of the group that day.

There was a best trick happening off of this tiny ghetto ramp and Luke Peters and Isaac seemed to be the only ones taking part but it was enough seeing as they were sending things like 360 no hands and 3tailwhips and epic boosts!

I met some of Joshes local friends that were pretty cool and hope to see again soon including his lady friend I called chay.

After the fun and frolics we all got sorted and we sent it to town yall!

I forgot my id and got in on Ben Panting's id (thanks ben) and we seen some girl in red with actual super model boobs and it was awesome but she was seriously getting the manly sweaty abuse and shouts at her. Ah well shouldn't go out looking so good haha.I had a good time seeing as there was a group of like 20 bmxers and I had not been on a night out like that before and everyone got along well and bought each other drinks and what not And then we ended up in a club called 2 pigs and i remember Ben making these two girls fall back and totally eat shit.good times.

We ended up getting back to Pablos at like 5-6 as it was getting light and rammed in like a few hours sleep on the hard laminate floor before heading home all haggard and hung like a rope. At least we had NATION RADIO on tho and it was banging out good tune after good tune.Thanks to all that helped at the Chelt jam it was a super sick day and a great reminder to all the serious kids that riding is fun and meant for dicking around. PEACE out homedogs.

My final shot that summed up the day

The best WHIPPED CREAM!

2009-07-01T21:03:00.000+01:00

Waking up around 10am, getting In a shower for a while then cook me up some stir fry Is my usuall way to start a day.But today after seeing some really crappy film called 'turbulence II' I called up my dear friend Laura whom I have not seen in a while and wait for her to knock knock at the door.

The door bell rings and startles me, I answer the door and there she is looking so so good.

We had a nice strol down the beach and I took pics

We walked about town and looked at some shoes and jeans then went to the sea front in search of an ice cream. Some girl walks out this shop with the best looking ice cream i ever did saw so i say to Laura lets go there! We walk in and the guy behind the counter was so nice i couldnt believe it or know what to say back to him after such polite comments. Anyways he has this machine and it makes the flavours and pushes out the 'whippy' cream with coloured sides depending on the flavours you have. I am telling you I will never find an ice cream like that, It was thick and creamy and just the best. CHECK EM OUT!

As you can see I kained mine down befor a good shot could be taken !

Then we went and harrased some cows then our day came to its end. Thanks for a truely relaxed day Laura :)

Weekend of fun and friends

2009-06-21T22:02:00.000+01:00

Well I had a phone call from a kind young chap at Custom riders inviting me to attend a jam at Corby to celebrate the company's 25Th anniversary! Of course I am on it like a bad rash that looks gammy and call my friend Matt and get him on the list to ride too so we can both go up and shred.

I was looking forwards to doing this event all week.The day came and I started my morning by microwaving an expensive fish as the power cut I had the night before totally f#cked my oven, And I had to eat right to make sure I was in prime condition for the event. Matt knocks at my door and i feed my rabbits and we get on the road, plug my Ipod in, And let loose on the story telling. We were both as exited as school kids on Christmas as neither of us had rode and event in a while and Matt even more so.

WHOOPS!

We stop at a petrol station where we got us some "Pepperami FIRE STICKS" and seeing as we wanted to pack the day out with shredding all we had in the car was my huge bottle of orange squash with glucose tablets and 8 tea spoons of sugar in and Matt had a few bottles of Lucozade and I also had other energy drinks.Any ways we munch down on the 'FIRE' sticks and we are both like "that's not that bad" but then like a slap to the face my mouth set on fire and it felt like I was breathing lava and Matt was also gasping for air at how hot it was. So naturally we start sipping our drinks to cool down our melted mouths and little did we know that after each sip the burning came back with a vengeance and so in no time we have both finished our drinks. Then... The ENERGY drinks kicked in and we were only half way there! So for the rest of the ONE AND A HALF HOURS of the trip we were both buzzing our balls off! Next time to pack water :)...And to man up to hot food.

We ended up getting there and Matt had a puncture which sucked and I went and sorted out our tickets to ride for free and to say hello to my boss and the guy who put the event on Mason Smith. Thing is he's at the age he is (old) and he still has a massive smile on his face and puts on an event for bmx riders in such a harsh time of year (economically). And shows everyone a good time and gives away half his shop!Mason is the man (brown tongue over).

There was a collection of old bikes almost as old as mason!All of them were imaculate and super cool, even the tires had not flaked.

I padded up and it was not that busy and the whole park had changed allot since I had last been there as they had a new spine mini bowl thing and new jump boxes and a new 9ft mini that was so good to air..And a fine tuned street course. I dropped into the spine mini bowl and did a hand plant and and few tricks right of the bat that I was chuffed on and from then I knew I was in for a good day.

Such riders like Chicken was there with his john deer bike and Dean Cueson turned up and was throwing down cool stunts like can to foot jam and bars to tap and bars in and other rad stuff like that. There was this other guy with dreads there that people were calling Tony Blair but his surname was actually Justice which is way more amazing, and to top that almost every air he did was about 2ft from the ceiling. He was doing sick head moves like turndown to invert 360s so slow like a lap dance by someone with narcolepsy and superwhips that literaly looked like a crash until he got on the pedals and you realised they were intentional!

Whilst the mini ramp comp was on we went to the foam pit room to have a quick go and I was making funny motorbike noises as kids dropped in and flew into the foam trying whatever they were trying.I sorted out my superflips out a bit and Matt did some stupid no foot cans to late tailwhips that looked awesome. Next thing I knew Jack Marchant, Luke Marchant and Jeffries and co were all there in the jump box room shredding it up even if jack had a bright blue mouth and lips from a neon slush puppy hahaha. Was so good to see everyone and specially Jeffers dicking around getting punctures and stuff as the comedy never ends with him, even when you look at him he's doing something funny or outrageous. Check his blue mouth click the pic! Bob's comments mc cooper The panel? I signed Matt up to do the jump box comp and he didn't believe me at first but he did eventually when his name got called up and he had to drop in. All tho he has not been on a bike in that long since 4 years ago he shut it down with a huge 3 whip on the box as clean as a whistle blown by a cheer leader and then did the most spectacular 720 I have and will ever see on a box. Literally. He didn't move his head or stem shag and landed both wheels at the top and you couldn't even hear him land! Matt ended up getting 4Th out of all the sponsored kids that ride everyday and ride for the win.Stoked. Myself, well I told a few jokes about giving me the prize for the jump box comp Cu's I already won and surprisingly i did a frontflip, A flipwhip on the box and did a superman backflip on the resi that I literally just slid out out and when they called my name for first place I was loving my w.k.d side considering Aaron Nicholson did a triple whip and a double whip 3 and got second. After all the prizes me and Matt got it looked like we had robbed a bike shop!

We had a short stay at the BBQ after in the near by village and as we were so hungry we killed 2 burgers in no time and had a quick drink then we were off to get on our sweet ass journey home. We talked about all the shit that went down that day and got all stoked that we were to busy buzzing to concentrate on the road phasing from lane to lane and Even I was driving from the passenger seat over taking cars and changing lanes pretty loosely as Matt looked down and got texting his madam, probably to tell her what a chode I am for signing him up to the comp behind his back.lolers. We decided when we got into Weston to have a look at the night life and what town looked like as people tryed to get into the clubs. As we rolled past the huge Que for Cabot 5 bars I squirted everyone with my sports cap Lucozade drink and all we could hear were girls screaming and guys getting livid and it.was.HILARIOUSE.

One thing I did wonder tho after watching Mason ride is why more people do not ride front brakes? They are super fun and you can't argue that, and doing a nosepick is a dam sight better looking that a stinky footjam.

I stay up till about 3am fitting my new forks and I have to say they look a treat and due to all the intense energy drinks and high sugar content I had taken in that day I did not sleep till like 5! Fun.

SUNDAY!!!

Man I sure did not want to set my alarm for 9am but for some reason I did and I felt like actually taking a whole day sleeping...But I got up anyways to a phone call from Ben saying to be ready for 11 as we were going to head to the Bristol street jam and go from there.

Well 11 rolls around and my old friend Mike shows up and cracks some jokes and acts like a doofus and then we head to town to try and sort his brake. To cut a long story short we ended up not being able to find a spring for his fly brake so he buys a whole new brake and I ended up setting that up for him and by then after more phone calls from Ben it's 2pm (not the original 11am) and we all meet at my house and get going to Bristol. Along the way I told Mike about the Corby jam and asked him what he'd been up to and stuff and he started playing his gangster music like he always does and stupid songs that are super cheesy. We had to stop so Mike could have a toilet break which included me throwing a wet floor cone into his cubical whilst he was dumping and some water. I am his prodigy. When we got to the event it was rammed with street kings like Scott Dichburn and Paul Ryan(bombhead) and they were laying down trucks and 540's down the step down and it was an absolute treat to see Paul after almost a year. Ben gate crashed the event and did a hop Saran wrap down the step down and wowed the crowd...It was fking awesome.

Crucial were responsible for a large part of the jam I understand so thanks guys for that.

Ben 'gate crash' Panting Scott Ditchburn 5 hundred 'n' 40

MY CRASH Later on Ben placed a table on its side and hoped over it so I thought I would do the same.I didn't clear it and next thing I know I am face grinding across the floor on my face making sparks with my teeth!

I tryed to put on I was fine but it turned out after seeing a medic I did my self a treat and grinded a fair bit of skin of my hand and totally smashed my bad shoulder in.(MORE ON THIS STORY TO COME!) Ah well that did not stop me using my arm for some handplants at Motion where we next went for a private session for Dan Shepard's birthday. Dario from the states who charitably took us around a few parts of America and took us under his wing for 12 days is over here for a few weeks to visit and stunt it up. It was the first time the whole local crew were all together and it was awesome. Del's flair are super smooth :) darrio! The wifeys :)

All the guys that worked at Motion had bb guns and Some bb gun fun happened and some red bulls went down my throat and we all finished of the day nicely. Mike took me home and now I am sat here feeling the sorness of my burns and cuts and I cant do the washing up because my arm won't lift so I'm filling in my website (sorry for the no posts for a while!)

See ya again soon!

This is Matt doing the ever elusive bowlegged backflip...TREATS.

A few thought about a freind not too far away

2009-06-10T00:43:00.000+01:00

I'm not sure where I first met Isaac, But I am pretty sure since day one, me and Issac have hit it off like a tennis player. Whenever I think of Isaac its never usually about him off his bike, its usually a gnarly repaly of him doing savage tricks on his bike, his original style speaks more about him than anything else he does due to just how free he is riding aside from everyone else that i see ride. Isaac's style at first will seems like a big sender with his hucked out double whip360's and loose as hell flairs, But, after soon you'll realise his riding is mainly dominated with what I like to call higher end tech tricks...Not your average nibble whip to footjam or ice to tap to footjam to blah blah to fakie but rather a huge bars to ice then bars back in on a massive quarter or a huge tap on a subox to late bars in. The way he does these tricks is what makes them so impressive as with every trick he does you will litterally be watching your heart pump infront of you. With every session you get to ride with Isaac you are left thinking "Isaac is the man".I wish i could have a video of him dancing aswell cus he points his index figers in the sky with both hands and just makes shapes all night, so damn funny.

Here are some pictures wich he feels sums his riding up from his own point of view pretty well.

HOLLA!

Foot stuck behind the crank arm...

2009-06-08T00:08:00.000+01:00

Yeah... I was just going for the old 360 tyre tap on a spine into over ice pick and back and pretty much just did a 3 tap really slowly untill my front wheel droped off the end of the spine! I landed with my hand in a puddle and in a REALLY AWKWARD position of wich i could not get out of, But my friends all just stood around and laughed and took pictures rather than helping me out of my pickle...Thanks guys!

Just another skatepark shutdown...

2009-06-03T23:46:00.000+01:00

In two frames of mind whether to go to to trails in Yeovil or ride st.George's in Bristol, Matt appears at my door and to his surprise i was dressed way smarter than him and I hadn't even been at work!

I always tell you that me and Matt have funny conversations but I can never remember what they are about which does not help but he did show me a video of a Ethiopian guy on top of a train that touches a power line and just booms into fire!...What an idiot why touch a power cable?

We saw Ilchester park and stopped there for a quick warm up and I did an opposite 360 over the box 2nd go wich I was chuffed about and Matt got bummed by a little kid that kept saying "nice trick mate I'm shit but your real good" and blah blah blah

Then off to Sherbourne...On the way we seen a jogger with a hat on and Lycra and he had a tiny tash so he fully looked like Hitler but in running gear, I also shouted "lets have a go on your girlfriend" to some unhappy looking college chap who then looked less happy after I had said the comment.

We got a bit lost and came to find the park from a really ass-backwards route but hey, It's not a road trip if you know where you are going right?

we got out the car and said some welsh things then we picked up the bikes over our heads then walked through a really f;'#king awkward gate then into the field. Then we rode the wrong way as we seen the park over the other direction to where we were riding and so we rode towards the park, Then we came to a fence so we were in the wrong field anyway! Back through the gate...Then we get into the correct field and start rolling across the grass up to the secluded park surrounded by a few walls to keep it nice and quiet.PERFECT.

It has a long as wide awesome quarter and a 4ft jump box that kicks like a game of buck buck buckaroo! Here is the fun me and Matt had and you can see how high we were sending it pretty easy...We need new stunts tho we decided. Lol then on our way home Matt drops me off outside the lesure centre and smacks a footy shirt on then runs into the centre with 1 minute to go befor his football match started where he plays football with a bunch of goths! What a guy!

Thanks again Matty C =)

Sunday stunt team for hire!

2009-05-31T20:55:00.000+01:00

Sunday-literally amazing, Ben had the van and matt had the car and we all met at 10am to set off (well 20 past seeing as Ben and Lippy take their sweet as time getting dressed like gays) and we all make the journey to Dorchester where Maverick skateparks have built a new park.

As soon as me and Matt are in the car we start talking about stories again and Matt was telling me how he fishes at this place but not like everyone else. Regular people will turn up and find the right place then leave their line out all day he tells me then he just pulls up after riding and walks around the outside of the pond/lake/watever and just catches them. As he told me he 'HOOFS' them up...Wat a hunter.

I was all about shouting abuse today for example shouting nice puppys to a woman, but she did have two dogs she was walking and that was the suggestive joke. And shouting "hey girls" and all the random shit a lad like myself shouts.

We get to dorchester and were all like "ok so where is the skatepark going to be?" and Ben in the van infront just asks this old man who is the first person he sees and blatenly wont know were the park is and the old man was like "oh yeah you take a left a right then your there" like wow ok sweet either he just fully knew were the park is or hes going to send us somewhere for being younger than him. Surly enough we arrive at the park and start getting ready to ride. Unlucky for wayne he fully had to fix a puntcure as soon as we got out the car.

The park was ace, it had good copings that did not stick out and they were raised just the right hieght. And it had a good set of local kids that were all riding becouse they loved it and not to be pro and do footjams like everyone else..It was a refreshing sight to see including a chick rider who was actually reall good doin no handers and stuff and she was treated no differently than anyone else so yeah that park has a good scene.

I kept rimming up and kids kept cutting Matt's lines up but other than that its worth a visit. We tryed to get Ben to do a whip air same time as Wayne but he fagged out and it never happend tho it woulda been a cool shot for this page hu?

I kept rimming up the spine and i even burnt my ass! Tho i did flip it pretty good i would say considering and there was an awesome poket extension thing at the park that i really liked and got on with. sweet deals baby!

Matt was hitting hips big and actually doing some more technical riding as he now has pegs on wich was cool. I fliped this volcano that i kept rimming up on pretty good i would say

Wayne has recently got his whip airs on lock down booming them out wenever he wants clean as a whilstle pedal pedal everytime and he was also shredding it up.I had a bad crash doing a no foot can on the volcano as i kicked the seat so i landed dead on my knees and it f';#king hurt so much. And lots of lil kids were jackniifing to wich helped the pain for me hahahaha.

Ben was being wierd throwing an axe into a tree then trying to hit it into the ground really close to his foot...What a dick!

Matt and Wayne had to go home to see their ladie friends so me Ben and Lippy went in the van and drove to ilchester park to ride for a few minuts.

The dick man story!

On the way to Ilchester some guy in a red car befor we know it slams the breaks on and makes us have to slam them on too...Now looking ahead of the car the road is totally clear and the docuh bag has nay reason to do such a thing , then he sped off. We followed on behind him and then he starts making the jerking actoin at us out the window so i started swearing at him and making him livid then he kept trying to suprise us by braking and stuff but he was having no affect. Then i start pretending to eat a vagina at him so im offending him and clearly he is crying about it as he starts making more hand guestures at us.. then later on he trys to speed off but it did not work again as were to quick in our van clearly! Then becouse he's a pussy he does not indicate then turns off so we swear at him and he speeds on into the distance. Just goes to show working a 9-5 job and coming home to a fat hungry bitch and an unwanted son can make you NUTS!

Ilchester was fun there was hardly anyone there just a few chavs, one of wich had a football shirt on saying MCLOVIN on it. I ate shit doing a tailwhip agan landin on my knees and i got my shred on this teeny box doing some trucks and stuff. I like it there -anyways here are the pictures.

Then without further adue we leave for Glastonbury.

Myself and Lippy put it on classic fm and start narrating a storie for Ben's life wich was pretty funny as we just watched his vacant expression carry along as we tore into him.

We had to take a detour to mcdonalds as Ben needed a huge turd and i needed some chicken in my day as i had not eaten anything other than a bag of skittles and a sandwich (oh yeah that had chicken and bacon in it duh!?) so we ate on a bench across from the Clarks shoe factory and we were discussing how it looks like it says clanks not clarks.

I also decided that this is not a red house also.

Then after that we went to the park to end the day and it was great to see that it wasnt even that bussy when we got there. Luke Palmer was down the park with his half black half white front braked up beast of a steed.He was doing some cool little things like front brake 360whips to fakie and general totally unique riding. I love watching that kid ride.

Lippy was shredding about utilising the whole park and really enjoying himself as he did at every stop to be honest, That kid is real good and is great to have about on the day trips cus he actually rides unlike the other kids we bring along who dont even crack any jokes to make up for not even riding.Plus he says "charleeee" all the time so thats a keeper right?

Anyways i was just floating about and doing some hop barspins of some ledges and did a really weird tailwhip but i landed it so all proceeds to me right?

Dont know what to say about Ben really hes just so good that his riding is so normal to me now that im speachless about the shit he does. I mean he did some rad whips and some rad 360s and hop saran wraps. allways killing it, and recently he has been riding allot better than usuall.

Well the day was amazing....Thanks Ben and Matt for driving me to the places and Wayne for shredding,Lippy for the jokes. It has truelly been awesome

Few shots on 16 seconds

2009-05-27T23:05:00.000+01:00

Clive was loving my malted milks so he took some picutres of them. Good old Clive...

Ali was as far as that swing would take him..And Nepolian on the swing is travdog. We tryed to get Ali to put his head under a swing so we could scare him by throwing the swng seat up and it almost hitting his face but would'nt due to the chains lenght.He pussyd out!tut.

Clive had overdressed for the gloomy weather with thermal longjohns, a thermal tshirt, then a shirt, then a top then a hoody! Now he knows what the michalin man must feel like. The Michaline tyre mascot is actually called Bibendum.! Bet you didn't know that hu? Bet now your glad you come on this page.

These pictures are taken at 16second shuterspeed and i thought it was nice to get a chance to actually get some natural night colours in my photography. Also the picture in the playground is of a person spininground in that yellow seat very very fast as we all watched on.! funny times

WTF?

2009-05-26T23:27:00.000+01:00

Riding up the mellow quarter to do a flair wen two seconds later im not quite upside down and i come to the realisation that im not really rotating enought to not land on my face. So i start doing the 'funky chicken' with my head to try and get round. Next thing i know i have put my leg out and i bend my foot under the back wheel. Sweet.

4am rolls along and im done with my foot in cold ice so i roll to the hospital.

heres some chavs that made me take a picture of them in bristol too or they woulda thrown some tinnys at me.

video is so funny!

2009-05-25T00:43:00.000+01:00

Hennon havin it is so funny! Bob takes this flip sooo bad. Wish i was there still .....

Beauty is simple

2009-05-22T23:13:00.000+01:00

I realised today that when there are no advertisements around and you can hear birds, running water, trees breezing and you are sat on healthy grass that life can be so breath taking.

I was sat today in Victoria park in Bath with my good friend Laura just blown away at how happy i was away from weston-super-mare where there is litter on the floor and badly spoken idiots around. I felt like i was at that age where you have not a care in the world but this time i actually noticed the scenery.

I did find it very funny how the ducks could swim forwards with their head vertically in the water as they looked for food.

If you'r not at france then here's what we're missing.

2009-05-21T22:19:00.000+01:00

At least the weather is crummy I have been told by Robin Fenlon from rideuk bmx magazine, But by the looks of it everyone is just about managing to keep their smiles on..LUCKY GITS. For more info check www.rideukbmx.com for more details.

We got that Boom Boom Pow!

2009-05-20T00:12:00.001+01:00

On our way to getting to newport and again with the weeks stories and general shit talking about the welsh whilst talking welsh, Me and Cable are on course for newport skatepark yet again to shut it down.Oh just on the way there Matt showed me a video of him swallowing helium and then singing black eyed pea's boom boom pow ridiculously funny. We get there and it turns out to be inline night but the kind chaps there always let me and Matt off the hook Cu's they are super awesome to us.

We get to the roll- in and we pretty much started sending from the 'get-go'. Matt did a massive 360 turndown that was clean as a whistle and he had not done one for at least a few years it turned out as well. I was happy i slipped of a wall ride and slide across the floor and did a fair amount of retarded crashes that day as well as being stoked to hell out of doing a frontflip on the first box with no pedals into a tailwhip in the second then flairing this big yet mellow quarter then coming back and boosting a volcano. Stoked!

To be fair too much went down for me to really write about so i will write about it another time!Just take it for granted we did all the x-gaming you could imagine:)

Me and Matt shut it down everytime we ride that place, Even if i say so myself.

I did actually write allot more but due to my retardness on this blog spot i messed it up.

I guess i will learn for next time!

Matt gets out the car and To my surprise his helmet hair has made him look like Wolverine from x-men!

I found this very funny so i have posted a comparison.